In "Leak City," everything leaks, including Assassin's Creed Origins

Welcome to Leak City, population 2077. Things are looking good in Leak City because everything is leaking, including a retail-preorder card for the new Assassin's Creed game, according to a photo posted online (that's right, the Internet is in on all these leaks). The photo is in the header.

The image shows a Target placard advertising a "Gold Edition" Assassin's Creed Origins, which you may remember from a leak about a month ago, when Leak City was first entering it's yearly boom period. In that image players were encouraged to "assassinate the Crocodile" as a mission and I have nothing to say about that except that's funny and I laughed reading it.

The one thing that challenges this leak is the use of the old Ubisoft Logo, which is being updated according to the publisher to something sleeker, sexier, flatter, with no color, but definitely sexier, guaranteed. So maybe this is fake? But I think it isn't, and it's just old. My two cents, for what it's worth (that would be two cents for those keeping track at home).

Anyway, as long as I get to assassinate reptiles I'm game. Leak on, Leak City (I do not condone leaks).