Deadpool loves you, himself, his videogame, and pre-order bonuses

by: Nathaniel - posted: 4/18/2013 4:06:00 PM

I'm by no means a Marvel pantheon expert.  It sort of begins and ends with Spiderman for me.  So all I know about Deadpool is that he is crazy, full of himself, and crazy.  Did I mention that he was crazy?  I learned all that just today.  No doubt, if you don't buy his game, he'll deep-fry something you love - or whatever Deadpool's traditional enemy disposal method is.  I don't really know.  However, I do know that if you don't pre-order his game, unsurprisingly called Deadpool, you'll miss out on the following pre-order bonuses, straight from the mouth-hole of Deadpool himself:

• MY “Merc with a Map Pack” DLC (confetti explosion!) adds two new maps – GRT Plaza and Inside the Tower – to Deadpool Challenge mode, as well as two b-b-b-b-bonus costumes – the D-Pooly and Uncanny X-Force suits only for use in the unlockable Infinite mode where your stats are tracked on a global leaderboard.
• Exclusive digital wallpaper for my PowerUp Rewards friends featuring who else – me!!! I’ll probably be, like, you know, totally ripped in it and all. No bigsies. – U.S. Only
• A (drum roll, please) midnight launch party at the GameStop with the most pre-orders (more drums!) paid BY Activision (now the bassoon!) with a LIVE appearance from ME, Das Pool! Now’s your chance, Kodiak, Alaska GameStop customers! – U.S. Only

• A $5 Amazon credit towards select Marvel graphic novels– but seriously… buy a Deadpool graphic novel.
• An exclusive digital wallpaper and digital cover sleeve, because what are you doing not staring at my perfectly sculpted body every waking moment of the day?