Many of us had themed bedrooms when we were children. But whether it was Star Wars, Superman, or some other franchise you loved, I can pretty much guarantee that this eager little boy can look down his nose at all of us. His Portal-themed bedroom is more than just posters and a bedspread. He's got stuffed companion cubes, a propulsion gel rug, orange and blue lava lamps, an Aperture science toilet, Glados camera, and Ratman scratching. So there you go, now you've got something new to talk about with your therapist. You're welcome.