News Roundup: I Want to help You, but my Faery died

• I tried to fjord the river but my oxen died... The (fake) Oregon Trail movie trailer!!!
• There won't be a Crysis this year
• Grip-iT Analog Stick covers - mini review
• No such thing as a free lunch (CES Keynote announcement)
• Virgin Gaming announces partnership with Ubisoft
• Stan Lee discusses more Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions at SDCC
• Some scenic screenshots of Patrician IV
• New images for Faery: Legends of Avalon
• Video profile shows off one of Power Gig's rebel clans: Rise
• QuakeCon sweeps will give away two Shelby GT500s
• Trailer shows first look at DiRT 3
• Sing along to Disney classic movies today
• It's madness, I tell ya! (Steam Midweek Madness)
• Enjoying your Vuzix eyewear just got simpler
• Are you Serious (Sam), GOG?
• Red Dead Redemption multiplayer maps coming next week
• StarCraft II moves 1.5M in its first 48 hours (plus some impressions)
• The Sims Medieval: "Unlike anything ever seen within the franchise"
• Dead Rising 2 pre-order bonuses galore!
• RUSE and HAWX 2 get calendared
• SSF4 3DS: New info and screens
• ModNation Racers is getting a speed boost
• BioShock 2 single player DLC now available
• RIP AndyMan - your help wanted
• Be a part of Saints Row 3
• Want NBA Jam for the PS3 or Xbox 360? You have to buy NBA Elite.