Notable DNA:
Riddick Bowe, Princess Diana, David Beckham, Benny Hill
Likes:
Gallery openings, Egyptian silk, VIP rooms, slapping bald men on the head
Dislikes:
art, near white caviar served in anything other than a 24-karat gold ramkin
The Gunner is slow and thoughtful, and very rarely gives into any sort of panic or excitement. He is protective of his teammates; often the only way to get any sort of rise out of him is for an opponent to score an especially vicious kill.
Notable DNA:
Sumo wrestler Chiyonofuji Mitsugu, Otis, a prize winning yak, 1988 Washington Redskins offensive line, Lord Byron
Likes:
coral reefs, ukulele jams, poetry of Lord Byron
Dislikes:
large cities, crowds, shopping for pants
Sniper
All who take the field of Monday Night Combat fear the Sniper. Even other Snipers fear them. Some even fear themselves. While he means well, the Sniper is brusque and short-tempered, especially when he feels teammates aren’t listening to him during combat.
Notable DNA:
Hardcore gamer champions from MLG, WCG and WSVG.
Likes:
Playing Monday Night Combat, practicing for Monday Night Combat, talking about Monday Night Combat, drawing up plays for Monday Night Combat
Dislikes:
Almost everything else.
Support
No team can win consistently without a Support position, whose primary responsibility is to use his extensive knowledge of cyberbiology and medicine to keep his team sharp, alert and on the battlefield for longer periods of time than their opponents.
Notable DNA:
Leonardo DaVinci, Steve Jobs, Sushruta Samhita, Dr. Kinsey
Likes:
gondolas, Ferraris, Swiss chalets
Dislikes:
any type of instant or fast food, sewer rats, hotel paintings
Assassin
Deadly, quiet, invisible. The Assassin has become one of the most popular combatants on MNC due to her acrobatic kills and cool cloaking ability.
Notable DNA:
Mary Lou Retton, Michelle Yeoh, Charlotte Corday
Likes:
independent thinkers, substance over style, being feared, the roar of the crowd, the rush of the kill
Dislikes:
rampant consumerism, cowardice, arrogance, being “owned”
Tank
Notable DNA:
Ray Lewis, Jesse Ventura, Kimbo Slice
Likes:
bar brawls, women with tattoos, compliments
Dislikes:
pretty boys, acid reflux, being alone on romantic holidays