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Running through my head -- Red Alert 3: Uprising

by: Randy - posted: 4/8/2009 12:10:00 AM
More On: Command & Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising
Yes, my review of Command & Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising is late.  That's what happens sometimes when you come to a place maintained by folks with regular 8 to 5 jobs on top of their pro bono work for a gaming site.  Still, here are ten things that ran through my head during my playtime so far with Uprising:
  1. Hey!  You guys are infantry.  Tighten up the formation, you maggots!
  2. Halt!  Never mind!  Spread out so you can let the freaking engineer by!  Gosh!
  3. Okay, now the giant floaty head thingy is starting to annoy me.  Aaaand now my base is gone.
  4. This science lab needs to put some research points into its repetitive architecture.
  5. Why is there so much T&A on the screen, yet ... so little T&A on the screen?
  6. My wife is going to be pissed that I just typed these actresses names into Google Images.
  7. Did this cast enroll in the Need for Speed School of Acting?
  8. I ... I can't tell if Izumi is naive or bitter or outright megalomaniacal.
  9. Easy?  You freaking call this the easy difficulty level?
  10. See those BioShock-looking Desolator Troopers?  Yeah, Ken Levine's gonna sue.