Well it looks like
that video of Volition putting in an Ostrich as an unlockable hammer in
Red Faction Guerrilla has been so popular that the thing's going to
appear in the real game when it's released in June. Yup, this April Fools joke went from being a fun for laughs little project into a real item for you guys to play with. How crazy is that? There's even more stuff being announced later on but for now, you'll all be able to ostrichsize people with great authority.