News Roundup: Chaotic Rock Band Anarchy

• This red button, affixed to your console, could be used when a child is freaking out or showing signs of anti-social behavior.
• Ultima IV is ultimately ugly, pretty much colorless, and tiny.
• Whatever happened to Sega's Shinobi franchise.
• The Hachiko plays every rhythm game he can get his hands on.  DJ Max Fever is middling, however.
• No stability issues with the ASUS M4A79T Deluxe Motherboard.
• The Mophie Juice Pack puts extra kick in your iPhone 3G.
• TWL News puts the Gigabyte GA-EP45T-Extreme Motherboard up in a cost vs. performance comparison.
• GTA IV's first DLC pack previewed.
• NVIDIA ION gets certified for Vista.
• Lemmy from Motorhead guesting in Guitar Hero: Metallica.
• Lips adding more "love" songs.
• EA details latest Hasbro videogames.
• Make your Xbox Live Avatar mobile.
• Chaotic game spinning out of control from Activision Publishing.
• The Watchment movie actors to provide voices for game.
• Sacred 2 co-op visualized in screenshot form.
• January NPD numbers--different month, same results.
• White Zombie apocalypse in Rock Band.
• Legacy of the Xan booster for Anarchy Online.
• Amazon.com publishing videogames?  I think not.
• News and notes from the world of Valve.
• Puzzle Quest: Galactrix faction details and DS screens.